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“Retired Cat Lady” Garden Marker

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100% of buyers enjoyed this product!


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Poke some fun
(into the soil)
Ever feel like an old soul who just stays home with her cats and plants? Hey, there’s a sign for everything (apparently). And we’ve got one just for you that descriptor fits you: say hello to our fun, wood-made “Retired Cat Lady” Garden Marker.
Make a statement
You’re a plant (and cat) mom
Small-sized + legible
Each marker measures 5.5” x 3″ (L x W), with the phrase “Retired Cat Lady” engraved clearly.
Suitable for indoor plants
Our markers are ideal for small-sized plants, herbs, and flowers that are potted and raised indoors.
Great for anyone who loves green
Whether it’s someone with full-on greenthumb or someone with just a few plants around, this marker works as a great gift idea for any grown green of nature.
Reusable + eco-cool
No plastic here. Just pure hand-and-laser-cut wood that can last plant after plant for a go-green solution.
Support an independent name

The “Retired Cat Lady” Garden Marker comes from a small-business brand North to South Designs, which hand-crafts its home and decor items out of Texas. No mass-production, just fun and quirky things from its creative and independent owner, Magen. Discover home, arts & crafts, and decor items all using wood from a quality, independent brand.

About North To South Designs

I’m Magen, and I make things with love and laser beams!
North to South Designs began as a wood crafting hobby 7 years ago in Vancouver, Canada. Initially it was a pastime that married my love of working with wood, and my need for a creative outlet – a space where I could share my love of design and of all things nerdy!
Since then it’s become a full time job, crammed into our ex-dining room, now LASER room, and managed alongside 3 little ones and a husband (all of whom make my life wonderful and crazy)!
I love making products that make people laugh and help them tell the world who they are – even if it’s just with a bookmark or a wooden spoon!

Designed In
Brenham, Texas
Brand values
Made in USA
Woman Owned

Shipping & delivery

Nothing means more to us than bringing our customers great value and service. We will continue to grow to meet the needs of all our customers, delivering a service beyond all expectations.

How do you ship packages?

Currently, we offer shipping across the U.S. only. Packages from our U.S. warehouse are shipped through USPS.

How long does shipping take?

All orders require 1 business day processing time. The estimated delivery time is 1-3 business days.

Do you provide tracking information?

Yes, you will receive an email with your tracking information.

Will my items be sent in one package?


If you have any other questions, please contact us and we will do our best to help you out.

Real customer reviews

22 reviews
100% of buyers enjoyed this product!
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  1. R***a

    High quality, perfect!

  2. D***l

    These work fine. They’re a little flimsy, but do the trick.

  3. A***a

    I was contemplating where to buy “Retired Cat Lady” Garden Marker online before I found this shop, and now no doubts are left

  4. T***r

    excellent, looks stylish, fast delivery. thanks!!!!

  5. N***e

    Exactly what I expected. Quick delivery.

  6. J***r

    The store was very friendly and professional!! The was all exactly as described, the quality was excellent! Shipping was very fast! I highly recommend this shop, I will definitely buy again! Thank you so much!

  7. A***a

    it’s really resonably priced, and the store offers a great service.

  8. A***r

    I love this… arrived in really good condition! No defects! Thanks!

  9. D***k

    all as described. insanely satisfied. really thanks!

  10. V***a

    They are perfect for my small herb bin! Well made!

  11. M***w

    the quality is fine, and the store is a great. recommend this

  12. D***d

    looks exactly how it described, good quality, will buy order from here again

  13. F***a

    Omg just beautiful

  14. R***t

    like this !

  15. T***s

    Never hesistated to buy “Retired Cat Lady” Garden Marker online for such an attractive price from a trustworthy seller

  16. S***n

    I did my best – savings for “Retired Cat Lady” Garden Marker didn’t go in vain. Quite happy with the purchase

  17. E***h

    That’s such a cheap “Retired Cat Lady” Garden Marker! Glad to find it online

  18. S***n

    Good quality….perfect size for my kitchen windowsill herb plants!😊

  19. A***n

    Perfect, good quality!

  20. B***d

    These are perfect for my little, outside herb garden. I love the shape and look of them.

  21. A***s

    Love these! They are exactly what I needed in my new vertical herb garden. Practical and very cute!

  22. R***l

    Absolutely adorable markers. Tall enough to see in pot while leaving enough room for herb to grow. I’m keeping these for myself but would make a great gift!

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