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“Please Don’t Kill Me” Herb Marker

24 reviews
100% of buyers enjoyed this product!


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Arrives by Tuesday, Oct 3
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Keep your crops safe
(Heed the warning!)
From newly-planted flowers to five-month-old herbs, ensure your hard work stays safe and lasts longer. Steer away stomping feet or mindless troublemakers or young children with our “Please Don’t Kill Me” Herb Marker sign. Made from Russian birch plywood, each sign is sturdy and long-lasting to help protect your garden.
Make a statement
Plant safety is important
Small-sized + legible
Each marker measures 5.5” x 3″ (L x W), with the phrase “Please Don’t Kill Me” engraved clearly.
Suitable for indoor plants
Our markers are ideal for small-sized plants, herbs, and flowers that are potted and raised indoors.
Great for anyone who loves green
Whether it’s someone with full-on greenthumb or someone with just a few plants around, this marker works as a great gift idea for any grown green of nature.
Reusable + eco-cool
No plastic here. Just pure hand-and-laser-cut wood that can last plant after plant for a go-green solution.
Made with love + care
The “Please Don’t Kill Me” Herb Marker comes from a small-business brand North to South Designs, which hand-crafts its home and decor items out of Texas. No mass-production, just fun and quirky items from its creative and independent owner, Magen. Each purchase from the North to South Designs brand promises wood-based wonder for home, pets, garden, and more.
About North To South Designs

I’m Magen, and I make things with love and laser beams!
North to South Designs began as a wood crafting hobby 7 years ago in Vancouver, Canada. Initially it was a pastime that married my love of working with wood, and my need for a creative outlet – a space where I could share my love of design and of all things nerdy!
Since then it’s become a full time job, crammed into our ex-dining room, now LASER room, and managed alongside 3 little ones and a husband (all of whom make my life wonderful and crazy)!
I love making products that make people laugh and help them tell the world who they are – even if it’s just with a bookmark or a wooden spoon!

Designed In
Brenham, Texas
Brand values
Made in USA
Woman Owned

Shipping & delivery

Nothing means more to us than bringing our customers great value and service. We will continue to grow to meet the needs of all our customers, delivering a service beyond all expectations.

How do you ship packages?

Currently, we offer shipping across the U.S. only. Packages from our U.S. warehouse are shipped through USPS.

How long does shipping take?

All orders require 1 business day processing time. The estimated delivery time is 1-3 business days.

Do you provide tracking information?

Yes, you will receive an email with your tracking information.

Will my items be sent in one package?


If you have any other questions, please contact us and we will do our best to help you out.

Real customer reviews

24 reviews
100% of buyers enjoyed this product!
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  1. M***w

    Perfect! Came very well packed. Exactly what I wanted. Thanks a lot!

  2. D***d

    These did not age well. The material degraded in the sun. It seemed nice at the time, though.

  3. M***e

    It’s a brand new “Please Don’t Kill Me” Herb Marker, and for such a cost I couldn’t resist

  4. M***e

    Very beautiful! Arrived well packed and protected. Thanks!

  5. M***y

    I don’t have any doubts where to buy online anymore. it’s now my favourite store ever

  6. E***n

    hi good morning i received today the product thanks so much excellent service I recommend this store and the product

  7. C***s

    superb quality! recommend this

  8. R***t

    “Please Don’t Kill Me” Herb Marker reviews confirm it’s a great item sold in a reputable store

  9. F***e

    ordered “Please Don’t Kill Me” Herb Marker as a present at first, but liked so much that left it for my own use 😀

  10. M***w

    Wow!! Everything is as in the photo. In general everything is OK.

  11. M***w

    Delighted with this . Great quality and quick delivery.

  12. A***n

    Looks great in the garden

  13. K***n

    That’s not just a good deal, that’s a true bargain! Really glad to be a proud owner

  14. B***n

    Low cost “Please Don’t Kill Me” Herb Marker is something i was searching for quite a long time. this place really made my dream come true

  15. K***n

    I got these to make funny little signs for my plants. Perfect size and easy to use

  16. K***e

    I was worried about safety of free delivery, but arrived in really excellent condition and in time. Thanks a lot!

  17. C***y

    I’m happy. I did not use it yet, but everything looks fine.

  18. W***m

    overly excited about receiving it!

  19. M***k

    I bought “Please Don’t Kill Me” Herb Marker on sale, was delighted with the quality

  20. A***n

    Though I’ve hardly had this “Please Don’t Kill Me” Herb Marker for 2 days a week I’m quite pleased with it. This is a superb acquirement. I ordered it for my relative. We were both affected with the quality of theproduct. The purchased product actually came very fast and I was quite contented. “Please Don’t Kill Me” Herb Marker way overstepped my beliefs. I would strongly recommend this item. approve it so much I am already planning to buy more.

  21. O***r

    Several weeks of use and signs are still good. Full sun 12 hours a day and watering twice a day.

  22. A***a

    product excellent. quality is good. Thank you very much store, recommend.

  23. M***a

    to get such a cheap “Please Don’t Kill Me” Herb Marker online was inspiring. i’m glad i stumbled upon this amazing store

  24. R***a

    These are fantastic. So far they have held up outside for about a month and not faded in the Texas sun.

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